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The Ultimate Excuse Generator


The Ultimate Excuse Generator is an exceptionally fun flipbook that allows you to generate over 100 million excuses to produce the perfect alibi for any occasion. Explain yourself with foolproof excuses like... 'I forgot to do what you asked me because, a hula-hooping, mud monster, emitted a high-pitched whistling sound and then farted silently but deadly' and you will never be in trouble again.

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  • Hardback
  • 80 pages
  • IBSN : 9781786275240

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