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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card

May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card

£2.60

May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee! Spread the love with this amusing card from Dean Morris. Let your loved ones know you hope they grow old gracefully! 

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Product Description

  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post

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